Valorie Curry
Sexy

Pixie-cut California cutie Valorie Curry developed her acting talents as a theater student at Cal State, Fullerton, where she earned substantial roles in notable productions. But Mr. Skin doesn’t care much about theater. He cares more about the comings and goings on the boob tube, where skintillating scenes can actually be captured and enjoyed indefinitely. So Valorie really curried favor with pop culture–and popped boner–purveyors when she earned a recurring role on Veronica Mars as the titular character’s best friend and occasional investigator, Jane Kuhne. Yeah, that’s her! Valorie really excited the tweeners of the world when she score a role in the sparkling vampire romantic drama The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012). There’s two parts of Valorie that we all want to see. Well, actually, it’s three. Ol’ Val teased some skin on the Fox drama The Following, where she portrays the gothy, sex-hungry Emma Hill. She got in touch with her dark side and her bra-baring side during a make out scene with a lucky dingus on an episode of House of Lies. We’re about to burn down the house if Valorie doesn’t bring down her top! She got close in the literary film American Pastoral (2016) by wearing a sexy schoolgirl outfit to seduce Ewan McGregor‘s character Seymour. She spreads her legs, allowing him to see more than us viewers can, and she even offers her feely fingers for him to taste. Ewan must have been Roth-hard! We have one question for Valorie: when will we get our taste?